Aries

What’s good for you, might not be good for your partner. That’s why it’s time to call the hitman you have on speed dial.

Gemini

Overcommitting is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Choose now,between attending Sonam Kapoor’s wedding or the royal wedding.

Taurus

With drive, passion and initiative being your superpowers, you might finally stop getting explosive diarrhea.

Cancer

Create a sacred space for you and your partner. A shrine of your favourite actor/actress is always a good way to show you care.

Leo

The art of loving something or somebody, flaws and all, is not an easy one. So why even try?

Virgo

You will look guilty if you don’t lay all your cards on the table. Just not the ones you stole from your boss’ wallet.

Libra

Chances of meeting The One are high if you attend a birthday party that has children, adults, antelopes and Fardeen Khan.

Scorpio

Don’t start a fight until your knife is sharpened and the poison bottle is refilled.

Sagittarius

Your most successful events will occur on a day that starts with the letter ‘P’ or ‘J’.

Capricorn

Don’t get involved in other people’s problems. It will only result in a third restraining order against you.

Aquarius

Opportunities to make financial gains through kidnapping and deceit looks promising.

Pisces

New and exciting partnership will develop if you quit telling people you have exclusive Pyaar Impossible merchandise, autographed by Uday Chopra.