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Priyanka Chopra’s Home Made Skin Mask Will Bring All the Boys to Your Yard but Won’t Provide Accommodation for Them

By Team Rayon Updated: July 25, 2018 at 4:50 pm 0 Comment

Singer and Ranveer Singh translator Priyanka Chopra has a secret beauty recipe that will change your life. And that of the boys living around your house.

“It’s been in my family for many generations,” says Priyanka, on the secret, life-changing beauty recipe, “It’s a skin mask made entirely out of Cheeto dust and peanut butter.”

According to Priyanka, and her great-grandmother, the Cheeto dust activates the glow particles hidden below the surface of the skin and the peanut butter is just a tasty addition to snack on.

“It’s worked for me well. My skin is super glow-y but that’s not the only benefit of the mask,” she says.

Priyanka is right. Aside from giving you skin that glows exactly like the 6478 light bulbs in Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s house, the mask also assists in bringing boys to your yard. “Most people believe that it’s only milkshakes that can do that, but this mask does it too,” reveals Priyanka.

Boys started trickling onto our yard, once we tried the mask for ourselves, and by mid afternoon, the yard was more crowded than a Farah Khan party with Ed Sheeran as the guest of honour.

But before you try on the mask for yourself, there’s a glaring detail Priyanka forgot to mention. The mask might bring all the boys to your yard, but doesn’t provide them with any place to stay.

“It was a scary situation,” says a whistleblower from inside Rayon’s office (which is actually my house, so the whistleblower is also probably, definitely, my mom). The boys, according to the source, were hungry and tired and demanded to be given a place to sleep.

The boys were then given the mask to eat and our skin never glowed that beautifully again.