The Khan Wars between Shah Rukh, Salman and Aamir Khan are long over, with each superstar realizing his lack of relevancy and seeking comfort and support in each other.

Bhai teaching me the moves for Sultan on my birthday. pic.twitter.com/om1v2753u9

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) November 2, 2015

The new Khan Wars: Return of the Jedi, now seem to be developing between winner of Mr Congeniality 2018 – Taimur Ali Khan and former child star AbRam Khan. It all started when AbRam was spotted recently at the screening of his father’s film Zero No. 1 where he ignored the paparazzi.

 

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“It was quite surprising, almost shocking that AbRam didn’t wave at the paparazzi. He actually turned his back on us, even after we complained about wasting 400 bucks on his dad’s movie. I couldn’t help but wonder that kaun hai yeh jisne dobara mudke mujhe nahi dekha? Who is he?” – said Instagram influencer Viral Bhayani.

But Viral also admitted that this devil may care attitude has certainly made AbRam more appealing to the paps than the media loving Taimur Ali Khan. “There’s something cool about a celebrity kid who no longer cares for fame. He just looks like a rebel without a cause and I think that’s really awesome” – revealed Altaf Raja on the condition of anonymity. 

 

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Our inside sources, namely Shatrughan Sinha and his son Luv Sinha have confided to us that Taimur has been extremely uncomfortable with this development. “Taimur really believes AbRam has hired a new PR agency to sabotage Taimur’s social media presence and bring back the glory days when everyone was obsessed with him and only him” said the Sinhas. 

 

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Hans Raj Hans corroborated this story before going on a rant on how people have forgotten that Sonu Ki Titu Ki Sweety’s Chote Chote Peg was a remake of his song ‘Dil Tote Tote Ho Gaya’ from the Academy Award ignored movie Bichhoo. He also mused that the remake lost the essence and messaging of the original song which was actually about AIDS awareness (no, seriously). 

But the main question is, has AbRam really devised a way to stay relevant or is it all inside Taimur’s head? According to Taimur’s close friend Altaf Raja, it’s all mostly a figment of Taimur’s imagination. He has been a little shaken since the sales of the ‘Taimur Doll’ have not really blown up, despite forcing celebrities to pose with it. “It still gives me nightmares” said Sara Ali Khan when asked about the time she had to smile for the cameras with that doll in her lap. “It was worse than trying to figure what Sushant Singh Rajput is high on at that particular time.” 

 

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Rumours are also rife that Taimur has ordered Amrita Arora to create AbRam dolls too, Amrita believes he’s doing this so that those dolls perform worse than his. But Upen Patel swears that he has seen Taimur stick some pins to his special AbRam doll while humming the theme of the Zee Horror Show. 

God save us all.