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2018 Weekly Horoscope: 16- 22 April

By Team Rayon Updated: July 25, 2018 at 4:47 pm 0 Comment


Make sure you wash your hands before you eat your food today. This isn’t a prediction, just good hygiene, you slob.


This is a good week to invest in real estate, so don’t hesitate before going all in. Also, your explosive diarrhea is back and is more explosive than ever.


Use your creativity to get out of sticky situations you find yourself into because of your obsession with Abhishek Bachchan’s Drona.


It’s never too late to apologise, is a good reply to Justin Bieber, even if it might be a little too late.


You may experience financial loss if you don’t stop beating your boss in online Jenga and in real life.


The stars advise you to not let friends guilt you into doing something you don’t want to do. But you don’t have to worry about that because you have no friends.


Keep your feet on the ground, unless you want your colleagues to arrange another exorcism in the middle of a workday.


Joining a government run organisation will be beneficial for your love life. Plus ‘we met in jail’ is a cute story to tell your grandkids.


If you let it go and it returns to you, it’s actually really clingy and you’re probably better off without it.


Seize the day. You might never get another chance to pursue your dream of the only person to actually have seen all of Amisha Patel’s movies in a day.


Don’t trust everything Deepika Padukone says. For instance, you don’t need to ask Shahid Kapoor for permission the next time you want to jump in a fiery pit.


Sharing your talent with the rest of the world may seem daunting, but will prove to be the best thing for those who want to endlessly mock you forever.