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EXCLUSIVE: Latest NASA Report Suggests that Nobody Cares For Your Opinions About Celebrity Weddings

By Team Rayon Updated: November 13, 2018 at 8:14 pm 0 Comment

ICYMI, this year is going to end with, not one but, two huge Bollywood celebrity weddings. Deepika Padukone is getting married to Ranveer Singh, and Priyanka Chopra is getting married to Nick Jonas.



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Aside from predictions as to how many Nick and Priyanka slideshows we’ll see, with ‘Tenu Leke’ from Salaam E Ishq in the background, the Internet is also rife with opinions about how much we care about celebrity weddings and not about wars and melting ice caps.



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“It’s just not fair,” says Rohan Kumar, a 27-year old Film Study student who has 23 followers on Twitter, “There are homeless polar bears on the verge of death and all the media cares about is what Deepika Padukone would be wearing while she gets married.”

Turns out, nobody cares about your opinions Rohan Kumar.

NASA thinks you suck


According to a report by NASA, zero percent of people care about what you think about celebrity weddings.

“After extensive research, we discovered that people who want to rain on other people’s parade with their ‘what about’ opinions are ‘little bitches’ and should leave people to find happiness from whatever source they can during this bleak time period,” reads the report.

A group of scientists at NASA started researching for this report after reading vitriolic tweets about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding earlier this year. “These little bitches need to be taught a lesson,” reads the report.

So the next time you’re about to Tweet/vocalise your true thoughts about people’s obsession with celebrity wedding, don’t. Nobody cares.