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Help! I Accidentally Saw Priyanka Chopra’s Engagement Ring and Opened a One-Way Portal to Another Dimension

By Team Rayon Updated: August 17, 2018 at 7:49 am 0 Comment

This is an anonymous account, told to our writer who is also anonymous because mystery is the spice of life.

Like millions of other people, I was interested in knowing what kind of engagement ring tiny Nick got Priyanka Chopra. But little did I know that it would change the world as I saw it.

Through being on Instagram for 2 seconds I found out that Priyanka Chopra had landed in Mumbai to plan her engagement bash, which increased the possibility of there being a ring on her finger. I scoured all the paparazzi pictures but couldn’t spot it.

By accident, or universe’s intervention, I decided to check what Raveena Tandon has been up to. I’ve always liked her. I think she is one of the most under-rated actress of my aunt’s generation.

So as I was scrolling through her Instagram, I spotted a picture of her with Priyanka Chopra and her, where Priyanka’s ring was in full display.


It was right at this moment that my bed began to shake uncontrollably. At first, I blamed it on the earthquake, but soon a weird hole started expanding in the middle of my shaking bed. I knew at once it was a one-way portal to another dimension.

How did I know that? I have seen 27 Neil deGrasse Tyson interviews on Youtube, thank you.

Now I’ve seen Koi Mil Gaya enough times to know that if you inform scientists of an inexplicable scientific phenomenon or a possible extra-terrestrial occurrence, they will take you to a lab and perform experiments on you.

So now I just live with this strange portal to another world in my room. Sometimes I hear faint strains of Bollywood’s classic Shivaay being played in the portal. This makes me hopeful that at least there’s a dimension where my 2016 directorial venture is appreciated like it should have been on this Earth but wasn’t because KARAN JOHAR COULDN’T RELEASE AE DIL HAI MUSHKIL ON SOME OTHER DATE.