A recent groundbreaking study puts forward the opinion that popular Bollywood actor Ayushmann Khurrana might not be disguised as your neighbour like you thought.

Researchers at the Institute of Moral Ethics and Sandwiches, Pune, conducted a month-long study of your next- door neighbour to scour for signs that he might be the Vicky Donor actor disguised as a 54-year-old balding man.

Our team created a focus group, consisting of people of varying ages and gender identities, and asked them to guess if your neighbour was Ayushmann Khurrana or not.

“More than 73% of them agreed that your neighbour seems too short, and less ‘jumpy’, to be Ayushmann,” reads the study.

Your suspicions that the actor was trying to get a lay of the land before he attempts to rob you off your knock-off, second-hand Beats speakers might, therefore be unfounded.

You can, however, take a few measures to ascertain this yourself. “You can ask him, nicely, if he was in a movie called Bewakoofiyan with Sonam Kapoor. Only the real Ayushmann Khurrana would know the answer.”