According to several reports, actor Kangana Ranaut has been breaking into people’s houses after midnight, just to whisper all of her achievements int heir ears and then running away without harming anything.

“I thought it was a dream, but then I heard the same thing happened with 5 other houses in our locality, so it must be real,” says R. Shreenivasan, a Mumbai resident who has come forward with the bizarre information. “It was around half past one and I had been asleep for a long time. I felt a presence in the house and then some woman knelt close to my ear and whispered that she is the only woman to ever appear onscreen and she is the first Indian woman who has been to space twice.”

When Shreenivasan got up the next morning, there was nothing amiss in his house, so he dismissed the incident as a weird dream. But turns out, it was not, in fact, a dream.

“She broke into my house and whispered into my ear that she is the first woman to climb Mount Everest alone and the only woman on the planet who can perform an open heart surgery on her own self without dying,” said Sameeksha P, “She didn’t realise that I was just pretending to sleep, as my mother has taught me to play dead in case you see a dangerous predator approaching.”

Another eyewitness, who wishes to remain anonymous, claimed that he saw Kangana come out of a house, gleefully rubbing her hands and crossing off something from a list, and then screaming loudly that she is the only woman in the world who has achieved anything. She then, reportedly, scurried off to break into another house.

Team Kangana could not be reached for a comment.

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