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Grammy Awards 2020: All the Red Carpet Looks to Criticise, So You Could Feel Good about Your Miserable Existence for 2 Minutes

By Team Rayon Updated: January 27, 2020 at 9:21 am 8 Comment

Award shows these days are about so much more than just celebrating the art. It’s also about celebrating beautiful rich people in beautiful and expensive clothes on a red carpet. Celebrities from different industries come together to get their outfits criticised by regular people who are sitting on a toilet with their Instagram feeds showing all the red carpet photos. If you’re one of the miserable and mildly constipated person looking to criticise a celebrity for wearing something you don’t think looks good on them, let us help you.

Here are seven celebrity red carpet looks that you can criticise and feel good about your existence for a few seconds…

Priyanka Chopra



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Her Ralph and Russo gown with a deep, plunging neckline could’ve fitted her better and would have looked good had the sleeves not been that voluminous, you think as you pick the debris out of your bra of the chips you ate in bed last night when you couldn’t decide whether you were bored or hungry.

Chrissy Teigen



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You’ve just finished typing your third email to a client, that has gone AWOL with your payments for that bit of freelance graphic design project you did for him a while back, when you see a photo of John Legend and Chrissy tiger on the red carpet together. “She could’ve picked a better shade of orange, maybe something that didn’t wash her out,” you think and instantly feel better about your life choices.

Shawn Mendes



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“He couldn’t have picked up anything more boring than this to wear to the Grammys,” you think, as you see Shawn Mendes red carpet look while you wait for a text back from that one Tinder guy who keeps telling you he will take you out once things with his girlfriend gets sorted out.

Camila Cabello



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“She looks weird. I don’t know, older maybe,” you mutter to yourself, as you sit in a dark room all by yourself while wondering when was the last time you pooped.

Alessandra Ambrosio



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You just had the pitch meeting from hell with your boss who has the worst case of Monday Blues when you see a photo of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio wearing Balmain’s half-cape half-romper. “Who is she supposed to be? A Zorro-inspired magician’s assistant?,” you mutter to yourself while sniggering.