Flawless skin is a type of unicorn, an other-worldly creature we all want it but can’t seem to find. Even though there are tons of skincare tricks and hacks on the internet, nothing seems to compliment your hobby of pushing old women down the stairs. But one’s gotta do what one has to to feel alive.
As India’s leading source of news, we’re never constantly testing new beauty products and routines to find out what works and what doesn’t. And if pushing oldies is something you like to do to feel alive, we promise you’ll notice a difference in your skin with these 7 laws that we have put together.
#Rule 1 Layer your products the right way. Always remember that she should be facing the stairs, then push and then start running in the opposite direction. What? We meant, cleanse-tone-moisturise your skin.
#Rule 2 Always double check that no one saw you pushing that old bat cleanse.
#Rule 3 Never forget to put on makeup when out in the sun. 90% of how your skin ages is down to sun exposure and you don’t want to be pushed later when you become a senior.
#Rule 4 Moisturise your lips before you call the elderly a wrinkly b*tch.
#Rule 5 Eat right. For healthy skin, you need to consume healthy fats, such as omega-three fats, and drink plenty of water. After all, you need all the strength to push old women with just your index finger.
#Rule 6 To help stabilise your necessity to push old women, wash your face with boiling hot water.
#Rule 7 Use snail mucin as a moisturiser. And if that is not available you can make leeches crawl on your face to fight signs of ageing.
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