Your life will gain new meaning again once you realize you don’t have to watch Pink to get angry at men.
It’s not illegal to laugh at people who fall down hilariously, especially when they’re old. FYI.
Your new look will make heads turn like that girl’s from The Exorcist.
Your cats will finally make it big on the Internet. You’ll just wish it wasn’t for eating your face while you were asleep.
The stars were too busy fawning over Priyanka Chopra’s roka ceremony to care about your horoscope this week.
Despite what your ‘science’ teacher taught you about stars, Ajay Devgn is NOT a distant ball of gaseous matter.
When they called you a ‘Little bi**h’ they didn’t mean you were physically little, they meant you’re petty AF.
Will you finally meet the love of your life this week? Will you get the promotion you’ve wanted for so long? No.
Don’t worry about what people will think. Your relationship with your toaster is your own business.
Life will give you lemons this week in form of explosive diarrhoea. Don’t even think of making lemonade with that.
Organ harvesting is a shady but lucrative business. So you’re not a complete waste of space.
Your mother’s refusal to acknowledge you as her child in public will start to feel personal this week.
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