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2019 Horoscope: 18-24th March

By Team Rayon Updated: March 17, 2019 at 8:13 pm 0 Comment

Pisces

This week will begin with a surprise from a loved one and end with the knowledge that you have no clear idea of where your life is heading.

Aries

The full moon this Wednesday will keep you on your toes at work and also steal your Netflix password to watch Queer Eye‘s new season.

Taurus

The second half of the month looks good for new career prospects. Also, your diarrhoea situation is back and it’s worse than ever.

Gemini

The second half of the month looks good for new career prospects. Also, your diarrhoea situation is back and it’s worse than ever.

Cancer

This is the week to showcase your fun, extroverted side to your new co-workers. Tell them you make Tik Tok videos unironically. Nothing will go wrong.

Leo

Someone will challenge your athleticism this week and you will finally learn the true meaning of public humiliation.

Virgo

If you’re going to have a marathon of Preity Zinta’s films it’s better to watch them chronologically rather than going from least to most teeth shown in the movie.

Libra

Optimism is great, but at this point, for you it’s just plain stupid.

Scorpio

It’s time to catch up on your goals and be productive. Siddhant Chaturvedi isn’t going to kidnap himself.

Sagittarius

Take time this week to address any personal problems that you’ve been having. The stars are almost positive that your mother will agree to acknowledge you as her child in public this time.

Capricorn

Your lucky colour this week is green and your lucky number is 6. You’re also a gullible fool. But seriously, don’t wear pink this Thursday.

Aquarius

Prioritize your financial health this week by sewing your own clothes, instead of shoplifting from the mall. Bail is not cheap.