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INSIDER SCOOP: Things You Probably Missed From Isha Ambani’s Wedding Festivities

By Shreemi Verma Updated: December 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm 0 Comment

Owner of Gringotts Bank Mukesh Ambani married off his daughter Isha Ambani to a Rajesh Khanna fan who named himself Anand after watching the Hrishikesh Mukherjee classic, we assume.

 

 

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While the entire pre-engagement, engagement, sangeet, and wedding ceremonies were live streamed on Viral Bhayani’s Instagram, here’s a list of the things you might have missed from the wedding festivities that have been going on since 2012.

As you might have seen from the dozen blurry videos forwarded by your dad on your family WhatsApp group, Aishwarya Rai danced with the real Karisma Kapoor. But what many people don’t know is that Ash, Karisma and Abhishek then made everyone watch Haan Maine Bhi Pyaar Kiya Hai. American politician John Kerry sang the entire title track to no one’s surprise.

 

Actress Deepika Padukone looked for ways to run away from Aishwarya Rai, who kept pulling her to dance on ‘Ishq Tera Tadpave’. A song Deepika particularly dislikes because Ranveer likes to sing it during their sexy time.

 

Media darling Taimur Ali Khan, turned up, dressed as his female alter ego Hilary Clinton. 

 

 

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Sanjay Kapoor dressed as Mastani again. But this time he wasn’t thrown out. Mukesh just locked him up with Anil Ambani in his basement. It’s only fair for the disappointing siblings to hang together. 

Blackbuck enthusiast Salman Khan was a background dancer to Anant Ambani. It was hilarious, if you like your background dancers to be misogynistic creeps who are also bullies during their free time. 

 

But did you know that Salman was also Anant’s speech writer on this occasion? And you thought he was only good for destroying careers of talented actors who’ve wronged him somehow.

Akash Ambani was nervous because he had to top Isha’s heartwarming speech on his engagement.

 

The Bachchan family quickly shot an ad for Kalyan Jewelers on location, because they’re efficient like that.

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And most importantly: Jadoo officiated the wedding ceremonies because Isha is a firm believer Jediism and Luke Skywalker and Yoda sent their grandmaster Jadoo to be there for her.
Chandrachur Singh made a blink and miss appearance so that he doesn’t steal anyone’s thunder. He knows people don’t like him around, especially SRK, who sends AbRam to attack Chandrachur whenever he sees him. Stay tuned for more deets on this totally legit power struggle.