In a heartbreaking turn of events, no girl immediately jumped at the offer of sleeping with Rohit G., a 31-year-old Delhi resident, even after he live tweeted the entire Oscars ceremony this year.
“Obviously I feel like the Universe has let me down terribly. I had been tweeting about my Oscar preferences ever since they announced the nominations. What’s even the point of putting ‘cinephile’ on your Tinder bio anymore?,” said Rohit G.
Rohit G. Is one of the many ManBoys who, rightfully, feel that women owe them their bodies if they exhibit even a slight knowledge of anything to do with cinema other than Bollywood. “This particular sub-species of human beings are called ‘Movie Boys’. Science hasn’t gone as far as to understand why they feel like they can force their movie opinions on anyone they talk to, but we’re close,” said Dr. Subhashini Rao, a leading researcher on the behaviour of primates.
According to Rohit G., he thought that Delhi’s cold morning might have prevented girls from seeking him out, but turns out that was not the case.
“I don’t think watching movies that require subtitles is a personality trait,” says Roohi, a girl who, reportedly, didn’t immediately jump into Rohit G.’s bed.
“The world is a terrible place. Everyone values shallow traits. Nobody respects depth anymore,” read a tweet by Rohit G., soon after the 15th girl rejected his advances.
Watch this space for any update on Rohit G.’s search for true love.
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